Score: 9

"Shakespeare Alexander Rapist..."

submission: Shinukoto!

date: April 6, 2009

the high god of what-the-fuck gives you many thanks.

Score: 2

"Not really funny but may generate (ahem) "lulz""

submission: The Fat Anime Collab 3

date: August 20, 2008

This video's only purpose is to ridicule some weirdos on Deviant Art. The apeal of it seems a tad niche.

Score: 2

"This is not very funny."

submission: Capitalism and YOU!

date: June 30, 2008

Seriously. This has no right to be on the front page... I think I may have missed all the jokes... and your point really.

Score: 7

"Scott-falco, you are a delight."

submission: Super Mario Hyadain

date: June 28, 2008

That said I'm only giving you a seven. The animation was pretty solid and everything, but I have trouble getting over that the original Youtube video is funnier. I yearn to see more original work from you (make some more Gamerz or something).

Score: 8

"Good... but..."

submission: PAINT_IT_BLACK

date: December 14, 2007

this is hardly the tone I expected from the marrage of classic rock and the funnier end of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. For shame, Mr. White, for shame.

Score: 4

"My reveiw..."

submission: Bleach 1st opening

date: October 9, 2007

...written as a dialog between a canadian and an orc.

Canadian: Wasn't this supposed to be a parody? Where iz teh funny?

Orc: Well, first of all, there is no funny to be found, and for that I scorn shin0bu and his paltry machinations. Still, I must digress, and mention that a parody, by definition, needn't be funny.

Canadian: Well... alright. It still wasn't funny, though.

Orc: Fair enough. It WAS sort of cute, though.

Canadian: What kind of queer orc are you?

Orc: We should continue talking about the flash animation

Canadian: No! fuck you! I'm not some dramatic rhetorical instrament! I'm not lacking depth, or humanity, like that stupid flash animation was.

Orc: That, somehow, seemed even further off topic. Fuck it. There is creative merit to this flash. It's dumb and does little more than display the admittedly above par talents of the aurthor.

Score: 8

"Play Sonic Adventure 2 much?"

submission: Metropolis Circuit

date: September 10, 2007

Yes? I bet yes.

Also, "Nobody wins in this city." That is hack writing hacktastic. I could use that line in a comedy satirizing bad writing. It would would kill.

So why 8/10 then? Because neato-keen animation, that's why.

Score: 10

"Impressive as always"

submission: |~Hug Me To The Skies~|

date: July 18, 2007

You sir, amaze me. I have long dicked around with Flash, and never once have I been able to make anything move like you do. It's one thing to make a collection of pixles shamble accross the moniter, but it is something else entirely to see drawing come to life.

THAT, Mr. Spikevallentine, is precicely what I beleive you capable of.

Score: 6

"My god, I'm crying"

submission: Hi Hi Puffy SasuNaru

date: February 28, 2007

That was the most incredibly, retardidly, nerdy, japanophile entity I've witnessed in quite some time...
Congrats?

Score: 5

"I got it."

submission: Girl's fight

date: February 27, 2007

Lil' girl beats up pedophiles. (Note that bathing suite w/ name is some kind of crazy japanese pedo fetish)

Kinda funny, but that brocken english in the explaination box...
Priceless